He closes his eyes and bows his head in prayer. 'Wow,' said the yellow carded striker. 'That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I've ever seen. You truly are a kind man. I'll never think badly of a referee again.' The referee replies, 'Thanks lad, we were married nearly 30 years.' Five Funny Reasons to Become a Soccer Referee
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Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."
A soccer referee told me this one during my game an hour ago (A bit of context first, but you can skip this paragraph if you want). An hour or so ago, I was playing a div 1 co-ed soccer game.
Whistle goes but when the dog turns with his shirt half off in celebration, he sees the referee pointing to the ground near his feet. “Defence free kick”. “No way”, protested the dog. “That was a bloody good goal.”. “Sorry mate,” said the referee with the hint of a satisfied smile.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are drinking in a bar... -You know - says the Englishman - I have 10 sons. That is almost a soccer team. -That's nothing. - says the Irishman - I have 14 sons. That is almost a rugby team. -Well - says the Scotsman - I have 17 daughters.
A big list of soccer jokes! 92 of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Soccer Jokes. ... A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match.
Pecorino said, 'Instead of enjoying a celebration I felt like I was at a funeral, so I spent the day carving out my fury on a stone.'. Funny Football One-liner Andy Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season. Alan Parry, Football Commentator.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOALL! Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches. It’s a game of feet. Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the internet? Because they can’t stop saving their work. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda buy a new soccer ball? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who?
So take a few of these jokes, tell them to your soccer friends, and get on with the serious business of laughing together! You’ll all soon be rolling around in laughter. Child-friendly jokes. I’ve also made sure this list of jokes is suitable for kids and adults alike. So check out the jokes below and enjoy a good few laughs! 50 Funniest ...